Dinner for cannibals, by Greasy Spoon

Dinner for cannibals

by Greasy Spoon

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1.	Wicked Dishwasher 02:16	lyrics	buy track
This wicked machine in the centre of the kitchen Filled with water and foam Packed with china, glass and knives And plates that the cat didn´t lick Pots and pans Forks and knives Takes a bath in the wicked dishwasher Pots and pans Forks and knives Takes a bath in the wicked dishwasher Somethings not right with this dishwasher I don´t like the way it´s staring at me This wicked machine in the centre of the kitchen Clean the goods and gives it a rinse Packed with spoons and coffee cups And sometimes they don´t get clean…..at all
2.	Lick It Clean 01:23	lyrics	buy track
Hurry up, finish your meal Don´t just sit there on your chair Hurry up, lick it clean And wash the food out of your hair The plate that just gave you pies Mashed potatoes and meat You have to lick the gravy You have to lick it clean Hurry up, I ain´t got all day Don´t just sit there on your ass Hurry up, lick it clean And wash the puke out of your hair The plate that just gave you pies Mashed potatoes and meat You have to lick the gravy You have to lick it clean
3.	Don't Shit On The Table 01:23	lyrics	buy track
When you finished your soup Til´ the very last drop You feel a little dizzy You feel a little dazed When you finished your soup Til´ the very last drop You feel a little dizzy You feel a little dazed Your stomach start to roam The ache gets down to the system You have to loosen your pants You have to let it all out You have to let it all out You have to let it all out But don´t shit on the table Don´t shit on the table please Don´t shit on the table It smells like rotten cheese Running fast for the toilet But you trip on your trousers Laying there on the kitchen floor With brown soup down your legs But you didn´t shit on the table Didn´t shit on the table You didn´t shit on the table But it smells like rotten cheese
4.	Spoonface 01:59	lyrics	buy track
I was waiting behind the door But you didn´t come home So I went into the kitchen To get something to eat I picked up a spoon And ate strawberry jam Right out of the jar And put the spoon in your bed Like blood under the cover You will get the message That I will be back And finish my work here I am spoonface, I´m a killer I am spoonface, I´m a thriller I am spoonface, I´m a killer I am spoonface, I´m a thriller
5.	Dishrag From Hell 02:02	lyrics	buy track
It doesn´t suit for cleaning up It doesn´t suit for eating It doesn´t suit for wipe an ass It doesn´t suit for anything Smelly, dirty, disgusting Hanging on the sink It doesn´t suit for a shower It doesn´t suit for protection It doesn´t suit for masturbation It doesn´t suit for anything Smelly, dirty, disgusting Hanging on the sink Waiting to be used The dishrag from hell
6.	Myko-Man 02:30	lyrics	buy track
A walk in the woods you have to be prepared Bring your weapons, bring your guts Pick the goods under the moon To improve your vision, not your health Eat some funny shrooms With your greasy spoon Eat a little more, little more, little more Eat some funny shrooms With your greasy spoon Eat a little more, eat a little more, eat it Strange figures turning up before your eyes You try to run but not your feet They come closer with funny hats Teeth like tigers and tails like rats Eat some funny shrooms With your greasy spoon Eat a little more, eat a little more Eat some funny shrooms With your greasy spoon Eat a little more, eat a little more
7.	Suck Your Dirty Fingers 01:20	lyrics	buy track
In the summer you choose to eat outside You can spill on the ground and not on the floor No use for napkins, no washing up Stick your fingers in your mouth Just bend over and lose some gas When you feel the urge to get it out Burp out loud so your neighbors hear Pee in the bush after a couple of beers Feel free and suck your fingers Get the last out of your meal Feel free and suck your fingers Be so natural and be so real Wake up on the patio at six AM Morning wood down in your pants Scratch your ass with your greasy fingers No use for napkins, no washing up Feel free and suck your fingers Get the last out of your meal Feel free and suck your fingers Be so natural and be so real
8.	Everytime I Pee 02:11	lyrics	buy track
Can’t just live for food You got to get something else To fill up your glass And pour down your throat But when you’ve had a couple of cans It needs to come out, come out Bring out your dick, swing it around don't let it hang to the ground I know you want to see Everytime I pee When your bladder is dry You need to hydrate it again You take another beer And throw it down your throat Start to feel like yourself again But when you’ve had a couple more It needs to come out Bring out your dick, swing it around don't let it hang to the ground I know you want to see Everytime I pee Everytime I pee
9.	Zombie Breakfast 02:16	lyrics	buy track
Early morning, waking up dead Pool of blood in my bed Crawling out of the room Screaming, Starving stomach Starving, starving Didn´t care for a sandwish Didn´t care for some tea I went to the lady next door To find something for me To find something for me Drooling bloody spit We did not have a dialogue I took a furry bloody bit I ate the neighbours dog Later I needed some lunch I didn´t wanna have the punch I went to the local playground And a small snack I found And a small snack I found Drooling bloody spit You might guess what I did I took a bloody baby bit I ate the neighbours kid I ate the neighbours kid
10.	Fridge Of Doom 02:54	lyrics	buy track
Something weird is hanging from the ceiling When I look it gives me a funny feeling All my food has been leaving the fridge Like they´ve been walking over a bridge Milk is dripping down on the floor Strawberry jam all over the door Everywhere I see trace of butter And a bloody cheesecutter It looks like it´s come to life But when my eyes start to zoom Close my eyes and count to five I see the fridge of doom, I see the fridge of doom Cucumber slaughtered to pieces A horrible stench just like feaces A butterknife are cutting my hand I ´m fading where I stand Woke up and the fridge was closed I just thought that I had dozed That it all has just been a dream But then I hear myself scream It looks like it´s come to life But when my eyes start to zoom Close my eyes and count to five I see the fridge of doom, I see the fridge of doom
11.	Eat Your Beans 00:43	lyrics	buy track
Mother always told me to finish my food Even if I said it wasn´t good Didn´t matter if I puked on the table Or if the kitchen smelled like a stable Eat your beans, Eat your beans Eat your beans that´s all it means Eat your beans, Eat your beans Eat your beans that´s all it means Eat your fucking beans! Once I picked up my greasy spoon It was an ordinary afternoon Put it in my mother´s eye And watch the stupid bitch die Eat your beans, she´ll never say that again Eat your beans Eat your beans, she gives me no more pain Eat your fucking beans! NO!!!
12.	Dinner For Cannibals 02:16	lyrics	buy track
You come and visit me, and I cook you dinner You´re no saint, you´re a sinner I show you my way of cooking It might not be good-looking First I chop off the sausage Then I send you a message Then I take care of the balls My guest of honor suddenly falls Dinner for me, dinner from you Dinner to be, for a cannibal Dinner to see, dinner you don´t Dinner to be, for a cannibal Sauce made of wine and blood Looks more like a pool of mud Eyeballs cooked in my fryer Don´t feel sad, he was a liar For dessert I´ll have his ears He long forgot his fears This was all my own wishes Time to take care of the dishes
13.	I Know Every Alley 02:17	lyrics	buy track
I went to that colorful building alone To fight with people that I don´t know Tried to be bad into the bone But my urge starts to grow Walking the maze left and right Zig zag through the crowd Not without putting up a fight I feel pretty wild and proud Finally I reach my destination I see what I was looking for Goods that was made in my nation My nirvana behind that door I.K.E.A – The world greatest room I.K.E.A - Is the place to be I.K.E.A – Is where I find my spoon My new spoon Some sort of crowd on my way out I raise my spoons and start to fight The people starts to scream and shout Those I don´t punch in the face, I fucking bite I.K.E.A – The world greatest room I.K.E.A - Is the place to be I.K.E.A – Is where I find my spoon My new spoon
14.	End Is Here 02:54	lyrics	buy track
Back home someone´s really giving it to me While I have no clue what to face A villain broke into my house I can see But otherwise there is no trace I sit down with my bowl of soup And my new beautiful spoon I listen to Venom, my favourite group They played Die hard and I knew it soon The intruder had put poison in my food To kill me off for sure I turn into a dizzy dazing mood This state had no cure I took my last spoon of soup while the end came near Now the end is here Now the end is here Now the end is here